I am not one of those parents that wants to keep everything their kids ever farted out on a bit of paper. What makes this worse is that my kid was into 3D sculpture instead of paintings. Paintings can be kept FLAT in a box. A cereal and shoe box glued together with 5 toilet rolls, 17 bottle caps and some glitter does not make for a happy parent. Where are you supposed to display these creations? How are you supposed to carry them while wrangling a baby and toddler, backpack, wet sandpit clothes, sheet bag, nappy bag, holding notes from the pigeon holes about a healthy lunchbox workshop, try to stop the kid running into oncoming traffic all while fishing around to find the fucking bag your car keys are in?
Are there rules for these things? Do other parents keep them? I am sensitive to how important these things are to my kid but SERIOUSLY if you are in receipt of up to half a dozen of these things a WEEK, what do you do with them?
I know that creativity and expression are important but I'm starting to think that we parents should form some sort of collective resistance movement. Maybe we need to start getting the kids to make giant cardboard box creations to give to their teachers every day until they stop sending those things home.
“Oh goody! A tissue box with coloured macaroni, paddlepop sticks and FEATHERS on it! Lucky Daddy! How about we grab that giant box the new freezer came in and make a tardis for Ms McDonald so she can go back in time and stop herself from sending you home with this shit?”